Tuesday, October 24, 2006

I have a great idea: why not get Madonna to adopt my child? after all, she can provide him with a better life: more money, more frequent flyer points, a better start on his music career.

hell, why not get Madonna to adopt me? I could do with being pulled out of my sub-rockstar lifestyle. here I am, suffering the depredations of economy travel and eating leftover rice for lunch. help me, oh great white Messiah-lady.

I make a point of not commenting just to say this, but I can't help myself:

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